An Uzi at the Alamo

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Echelonstudios
Director
Raymond Lepre, Chris Sparling
Producer
Chris Sparling, Joe Guarneri, Jerry M. Lewis
Cast/Crew
Writing credits
Chris Sparling

Original Music by
Bob Fine

Cinematography by
Raouf Zaki

Film Editing by
Alyer J. Breau

Makeup Department
Emily Ferraro: key makeup artist
Gaby Macias: makeup artist

Sound Department
Bob Fine: sound editor
Jason O'Neill: sound mixer

CAST
Chris Sparling: Alec Thames
Terri Lynn Harris: Theresa Covey-Thames-Barnaby
Bill Bravo: Certain Thames
Angeline Holmes : Elise
Heath Centazzo: Russell Thames
Jennifer Sparling: Theresa Thames "Junior"
Norm Hassinger: Uncle Heiman
Joe Guarner: Derek Montecalvo
Mick Hoegen: Eddie "the Pipelayer" Barnaby
Kevin Centazzo: Nicholas
Steve Brito: Bill Hurley
Deborah Hoch: Gayle Hurley
Luke Renchan: Record Store Clerk
Carol J. Drowne: Old Neighbor
Elaine Loh: Ping
Eric Thompson: Mailman
Albert Guarneri Jr.: Mister Chauncy
Adam Semple: Young Alec
Jessica Gardner: Dojo Woman
Dawn Centazzo: Dojo Woman #2
Bruce DiTraglia: Ju-Jitsu Instructor
Karen Anderson: Former Teacher
Diane DiPrete: Teacher
Jesse Lepre: Cardio-Violin Instructor
Amanda Smith: Cardio-Violin Student
Production Company
Scarred Heel Productions
Year of production
2005
Genre
Comedy
Synopsis
Alec Thames is a prolific young writer who has never had the nerve to submit any of his forty books to a publishing company. Mired in misery and searching for his identity, he pledges to his dysfunctional family that he will commit suicide on his 25th birthday. His obsessive compulsive mother, karate kid emulating brother, shamelessly masturbating uncle and ambiguously gay father all do their best to make Alec believe that they support his decision to kill himself. However, after stumbling upon love and a new sense of self, Alec wants to back out of his pledge but fears family humiliation if he does not go through with his suicide promise.
ID
film#328

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Echelonstudios
Name
Echelon Studios
Country
United States
Occupation
Sales Agent
Filmography
Echelon Studios is a Development, Production and Domestic & International Sales Company. Echelon Studios was formed in 2004 by veteran industry executive Eric Louzil, who has written, produced and directed over 30 independent films including Troma’s classic cult film The ... Read on »
Website
www.echelonstudios.us
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